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Alright. Even tho my brother-in-law owns this site, he's mean. He says that some of you guys have been talking to me but I have no idea (and yes, I am a blonde) how to know you are unless you PM me. He will not tell me how to know; he wants me to figure it out. So, I am hoping some of you guys will have a heart and GIVE ME THE SCOOP!

Thanks to all of you.

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no....that DEFINITELY did not help.
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Maybe use the search feature using your name or the name of your sign-in, although I tried and didn't find much. Maybe he's just taunting you. Post a photo. If you aren't half bad for an older chicken (42 I believe you said), then I'll talk to you!!
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Dumb Blonde Joke (Not Funny)

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Yeah. Vince loves to mess with me. But, what comes around goes around so, it's all good.

Thanks for the advice, skipro3. I have pics on my profile. Use your imagination. :grin: And just so you know, Vince says I'm a BRAT!
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Have no fear, He's just upset because his bike is twelve years old! :butthead:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hey vince doesn't your avatar go against site policy I.E it's too big?

Thought it was 80x80 pixels???
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Re: Dumb Blonde Joke (Not funny)

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myksluv wrote:Alright. Even tho my brother-in-law owns this site, he's mean. He says that some of you guys have been talking to me but I have no idea (and yes, I am a blonde) how to know you are unless you PM me. He will not tell me how to know; he wants me to figure it out. So, I am hoping some of you guys will have a heart and GIVE ME THE SCOOP!

Thanks to all of you.

P.S. I love my brother-in-law, honestly. He IS a great guy.
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What is A.T.G.A.T.T?

AND.....Mr. Green Hornet.....what problem do you have with blondes?

I'm proud to be a blonde and I love all the blonde jokes. If it weren't for us blondes, you guys would have nothing to occupy your time with that made you laugh besides....oh, I guess I should behave...

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Mr. Wibbens »

Looking at yer pictures, you might need some

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The Hubby just ordered all my gear...will have it by the time we go riding at Southfork Dirt Riders in Taylorville, Illinois, for Labor Day weekend.

I admit. I have a TON OF STUFF to learn. Can't wait to work on my first KDX motor!
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Hhmmm...'brother in law'

So..Vince is married to your brother?

:hmm:


**edited for snideness**

Well, not the snideness to Vince part.........

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you nut!!! vince's brother is the VERY LUCKY MAN that took me to the altar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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myksluv wrote:you nut!!! vince's brother is the VERY LUCKY MAN that I dragged to the altar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fixed it for 'ya.
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Got the "NUT" part right anyway
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I thought this was about motorcycles. Not about the color of my hair or my love life. Come on you guys. I have a lot to learn about dirt bike riding and the bikes. And, I WANT TO LEARN! Give a girl a break! :blink:

hahahahaha
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Page 1: A posting primer

[quote="myksluv"]I thought this was about motorcycles. [b]Not about the color of my hair[/b]....... [/quote]

Please refer to the subject of the thread?

[quote="The Vince-owned php product"]Post subject: Dumb Blonde Joke [/quote]

You can't expect anything [b]BUT[/b] grief with a subject line like that.

Re: 'Fixed it for 'ya.'

Ha! It [b]must[/b] be true...it's a [b]quote![/b]

[quote="She"]I WANT TO LEARN![/quote]

Ask any question you have..most riders on this site are informed and helpful. Some sorts of questions don't get a lot of play: 'My bike sounds funny. Please help!'

FFR, affix your bike info to your profile or put a link in your sig to a post entry here:

http://www.kdxrider.net/forums/viewforum.php?f=103


If you don't do that, please [b]DO[/b] reference the particulars in the thread you ask the question. Some examples:

--If you ask a jetting question, say what your current jetting setup is.

--Probably don't ask 'stupid' questions like...'What's the best oil to use?' Or...What's the best tire?'

Everyone runs 'the best' oil...everyone runs 'the best tires'. And if you don't run what THEY do...you're an idiot. At least..that's what the responses will sound like. 'What!!!??? YOU're not runing [b]XYZ[/b] oil? It burns spotless, gets me 50BHP (brake horse power), smells like a flower garden, and shows NO smoke at all!!

Some of the signatures in posts in this thread will give you an idea how to post links. An example of that:

[url=http://www.kdxrider.net/forums/viewforum.php?f=103] [b]CLICK THIS![/b] [/url]

That syntax will show up in your post ONLY as 'CLICK THIS' in bold. When you hover your mouse pointer over the words, they indicate themselves to be a link..when you click on the words..you go TO the link (the above as example).

BTW...the reason it doesn't look like that in THIS post is I disabled BBCode..so none of the [] stuff works.

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