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Monkey butt?

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Get some Monostat chafing gel. Yes, it's in the feminine product section of your local drug store. It's a dimethicone gel designed to keep those bikini lines free from irritation.

It just so happens to work very well in the chafing buttock department.

Recommended to me by Skipro. He started it!!

Don't ask me how to, where to use it. Ski doesn't call it butt crack cream for no reason.

It works!!

Noooo...it's NOT scented!!

...sheesh.....

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Sounds like a positive review for Mr. Ski's Miracle "Thunder-Thigh" cream....
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Hey, HEy, HEY!!!!!

I used it on my asterik knee braces to keep my legs from being rubbed raw. I offered it to carvr and he started to rub it all over his body. Places that I still can't bring myself to think about even today.


I told him he could keep the tube.

It goes on wet, drys to a powder-like, very slippery feel. Use it anywhere that rubs you the wrong way. I used it on my forehead due to my helmet rubbing me there as well.

Here's a shot of my helmet :butthead:
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Post by canyncarvr »

He's lying.......
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He made me go buy my OWN tube!

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